Chinese Waiter

January 27th, 2011 § 0 comments

HG’s favorite Chinese waiter story (as related by the late, great Lenny Bruce). Bruce goes to neighborhood Chinese restaurant. He’s gone there many times with his wife, Honey, the beautiful stripper. This time Bruce enters alone. Takes usual table. Waiter says: “Where’s beautiful lady? Where’s beautiful lady? ” No answer. Waiter persists. “Where’s beautiful lady? Where’s beautiful lady?” Finally, Bruce answers. “We broke up. We’re not together anymore.” Says the waiter: “Oh. You better off!!”

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