HUNGRY GERALD

HG likes pizza. Hot pizza. HG does not like cold pizza. There’s a problem. The first slice is very good. After that the law of diminishing returns takes over. Subsequent slices feature gummy mozzarella and tepid tomato. Not good. In HG’s youth a pizza was shared with four friends. The pie was sliced into five segments..a hot slice for each diner. Then another pie was ordered. HG and buddies could knock off four or five pies or more. Each slice hot and yummy. HG’s pizza problem could be solved today but there no cholesterol-defying buddies available.