HUNGRY GERALD

I am a wine cheapo. There are two can’t miss cheapos — Argentine Malbec and Spanish Tempranillo Yes, I know there are expensive M’s and T’s. But, even the low end is quaffable. By the way, I share the description “wine cheapo” with the eminent John Talbott (do not miss his blog John Talbott’s Paris).

Last night had a pleasant meal at a local (Santa Fe, NM) restaurant. Waiter introduced himself: “I’m Rodney. I’ll be your server for tonight.”

When did this nonsense begin? Why the intro? I don’t need a new friend. I need my water glass refilled. End of meal. My new best friend Rodney looks at my plate: “Still working on that?”

Yes. With a pick, shovel and jackhammer. What happened to: “May I remove your plate, Sir?”… All part of the desperate dumbing down that’s given us Sarah Palin, the Tea Party, Hot Pockets and Lite, Lite, Lite everything.